INTERIOR Fish tank. LS HOLD CAM

DESCRIPTION: standoff between 2 nemesis.

HERCULES (left): the time has finally come ... to avenge the insult you inflicted upon me 3 mating seasons ago! I never forget how you seduced me & yet refusing to mate with me on purpose!

XENA (right): you deserved that, bastard! it 's your retribution for cheating my sis 's love & refusing to fertilise her eggs after she laid them for you!

SILENCE. the dead calm before a thunderstorm.

SOUND EFX: bubbling water. rumbling sound efx in the backgrd.

INTERIOR Fish tank. CAM ZOOM OUT TO EXTREME LS

DESCRIPTION: fighting starts.

HERCULES: nobody refuses to mate with me! NOBODY!

XENA: not if you 're a dead fish! a very very dead fish!

SOUND EFX: more violent bubbling sound

SOUNDTRACK: some majestic John William alike orchestra war tune.

INTERIOR Fish tank. CAM CU for SFX SHOT.

DESCRIPTION: fight like mad.

SFX: energy sparks (subcontract to Industrial Light & Magic)

HERCULES: #%&@!!*#%!

XENA: ?@#$%!&**##%!

SOUND EFX: more violent bubbling sound, energy zapping sound

SOUNDTRACK: some majestic John William alike orchestra war tune.

INTERIOR Fish tank. CAM SAME.

DESCRIPTION: fight even more mad.

SFX: high speed motion trail (subcontract to Digital Domain)

HERCULES: #%&@!!*#%!

XENA: ?@#$%!&**##%!

SOUND EFX: SAME

SOUNDTRACK: SAME

INTERIOR Living room. CAM ZOOM OUT TO LS of LIVING ROOM.

DESCRIPTION: back view of MUM sitting infront of fish tank, watching the death fight quietly.

MUM: this 's better than TV ... much better ...

Credits roll. Play end theme.